"Starring": Heather Conforto, Tom Nagel, Louis Graham
Homicidal Maniac: Cannibalistic Family
Run Time: 1:22:53
Quick Synopsis: Five teens go camping in the woods. They soon find out that there is a crazy, inbred family.
Review: Boy did the filmmakers of this movie have some balls. Not only do they make an awful rip-off of the The Hills Have Eyes, they actually state that this is the true story that The Hills Have Eyes is based off of. Really, this is a true story; if so, my whole outlook on the world has just changed. Apparently, somewhere in the United States, there are people who live in the woods, that are cannibals, that communicate through grunts, know a little English, allow a small town sheriff to hang out with them, and appear to be a combination of cavemen and Native Americans. That's sounds like it could happen. This movie is as B as it gets. At one point during the end of the movie, you can actually hear a random person talking in the background. The acting overall is bad, but not bad enough to bring the viewers any enjoyment. Honestly, the only entertainment I got from the movie was a game a made-up called: "Hills or Chainsaw". Every scene I tried to figure out which movie they stole the idea from. Some highlights of the game, using another person's skin as a face: Chainsaw, living in the hills of a desert: Hills, awful grunts sprinkled in with some English: no decent movie that has ever been made. I guess if you are a fan of gore, there are some good kill scenes that may make the movie watchable, but all in all, this is a really awful horror movie.
Fun Fact: Thomas Downey, who plays Mr. Pratt, appears to a master of finding roles in shitty movies that attempt to make money off of recent trends in the movies. He was in a Dracula movie during the vampire craze, a Pirates movie during the success of the Pirates of the Caribbean and a werewolf movie during the recent werewolf phase.
Hidden Gem: Director Leigh Scott plays the role of both David and Sawney Bean in the movie.
Total Kill Count: 9
Mark- Justin Jones (11:20) Hatchet to Head Gore Rating: 6
Amber- Ella Holden (11:35) Throat Slit Gore Rating: 5
Tonya- Katayoun Dara (11:50) Cut in Half with Machete Gore Rating: 7
Cannibal- Uncredited(14:02) Hatchet to Neck Gore Rating: 5
Heather- Vanessa Rook (59:18) Decapitated Gore Rating: 5
Mrs. Pratt- Amanda Barton (59:01) Stabbed in Throat Gore Rating: 6
Ted- Chriss Anglin (1:02:20) Hatchet to Head Gore Rating: 6
Bill- Tom Nagel (1:05:59) Cut in Half/Offscreen Gore Rating: 5
Linda- Heather Conforto (1:16:26) Face Cut Off/Offscreen Gore Rating: 5
Horror Film: 3