Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Medium Raw: Night of the Wolf (2010)

Director: Andrew Cymek

Starring: William B. Davis, John Rhys-Davis, Brigitte Kingsley

Runtime: 1:40

Rant: It's been like 6 months since I've ranted about one of these abortions. It gets to the point when you watch so many you start to get sick. Not because of the violence and the mayhem and the HORRORS! Only because these movies are so awful.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

V/H/S (2012)

"Starring": Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes, Adam Wingard

Homicidal Maniac: Zombie-like Old Man, Naked, Winged-Creature Bitch, Some Other Bitch, Some Aliens?, A Camera Glitch, Some Cult Shit

Run Time: 1:56:13

Quick Synopsis: Six different short horror stories are presented from a POV-style perspective.


Had trouble with this review so I am just going to say a little about each story.

"Tape 56": So this was the main story that connected all the other vignettes to each other.  It starts with a group of dudes sharking some random woman.  And if that is not enough to show how hardcore they are, the next scene where they are vandalizing a bunch of shit sure will.  I honestly believe that the actors just wanted to break shit so they filmed it and added it to the movie.  For some reason it just annoyed the shit out of me.  Anyway they break into a house looking for a rare vhs, but instead find a dead man sitting in front of a bunch of tv's.  A bunch of them go searching through the house while one stays and puts on the first videotape, "Amateur Hour."