Saturday, September 28, 2013

Scarecrow Gone Wild (2004)




Director: Brian Katkin

Starring: Ken Shamrock, Matthew Linhardt, Samantha Aisling

Run Time: 1:30

Rant: Haven't done one in a while. Need to take breaks. Once I get back into it it's like riding a bike. "Oh, I remember why I don't do this on a consistent basis. Because they make me want to kill myself."

I guess the title is a joke on "Girls Gone Wild." Fucking hacks. You're thinking, "John, it wasn't hack in 2004." Yes. Yes it was. I was 13 in 2004 and I would have spit on this at Blockbuster. The tag line is "He's the death of the party." Why do I own it? Ken fucking Shamrock. I never miss an opportunity to watch an awful horror movie featuring a wrestler. I'm obsessed.