Monday, December 2, 2013

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Director: Tobe Hooper

Starring: Marilyn Burns, Edwin Neal, Allen Danzinger

Run Time: 1:23

Rant: At the end of the day, this is a grindhouse flick. A damn creepy grindhouse flick, but apparently it had a little gimmick when it came out. They told people it was based on true events. Goddamn those true events! Everyone and their mother knew a guy who knew a guy who gave a handjob to the guy who was second cousins of the guy who knew the cop's brother, or some bullshit story. It's all made up. It was inspired by Ed Gein but Psycho was inspired by Ed Gein, that must mean Norman Bates was real, right? Fucking retards.