Director: Herman Yau
Starring: Anthony Wong Chau-Sang, Ming Wan Yeung, Fui-On Shing
Run Time: 1:38
Rant: This is one of the craziest movies I've ever seen. It pulls no punches. Not one group of people goes unoffended. With subject matter like this, what would you expect? God help us all.
It opens with this guy Kai fucking the wife of his boss. The boss comes home and starts beating the fuck out of him. He's so pissed off he makes his wife piss in Kai's face. Seriously. She fucking squats over him and takes a fucking piss right in his face. Talk about entertainment. Then Kai kills the boss and cuts out the wife's tongue. What the fuck am I watching? So he goes to South Africa to hide out. There, he works at a restaurant and does all kinds of weird shit like have sex with a slab of meat. Eventually he and his new boss go out and buy some pigs from an African tribe. After purchasing the pigs, Kai rapes an African girl and bashes her brains in with a rock. What the fuck?
Turns out the girl had Ebola, the notorius deadly virus that eats away your intestines. Kai rapes and kills his boss' wife and kills his boss. Then he grinds up their bodies to make hamburgers and serve them at the restaurant. Fucking Ebola patties for everyone to enjoy. This guy Kai is fucking hilarious. Sure, he's one of the most diabolical characters to ever grace the screen but that's one of the reasons why it's so funny.
This is one of the funniest most offensive movies I've ever seen. It's so sickening and ridiculous you can't help but laugh your ass off. There won't be a single person not offended. There's rape, gore, cannibalism, racism and Ebola. What more could you want from a movie? It's up there with Ichi the Killer as far as not giving a fuck about anything. This awful horror movie is out of control.
Terrible Lines: "Spare my dick, boss!"
Horror Film: 6.5