Starring: Allelon Ruggiero, Bruce Taylor, and Ron Lester
Homicidal Maniac: John Rocker as the Greenskeeper (or maybe not wink, wink)
Run Time: 1:20:38
Quick Synopsis: Killer Greenskeeper: Enough Said
So this morning I was on the hunt for something really awful and that allowed me to come across this little gem. So the movie starts with Allen Anderson in bed getting ready to get up...and then my mind is blown. I say to myself, "this must be a dream," but I wasn't talking about the fact I was in a dream sequence. I was talking about the man whole was now on my screen: John Rocker. As a baseball fan, the excited that came out of me when I saw the horrendously awful human being and former pitcher John Rocker on my screen cannot be described with words. When it comes to hate-able baseball players, John Rocker is hall of fame worthy. Sometimes things are just met to be. A minute into the movie my day was made. The opening credits is the greatest compilation of corny intros that I have ever seen. Whoever created this soundtrack better have job somewhere in comedy right now, that alone makes this movie watchable.