Thursday, March 16, 2017

1 Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street) vs 16 The Tire (Rubber)

Freddy Krueger

Starring Roles: 9

The Skinny:  How fucking frightening would it be if you could die in your dreams? Sleep is the single greatest thing on the planet and this fucking ugly ass pedophile burn victim takes the only joy in your miserable life away from you. Freddy is a legend and very deserving of his number one seed.

Here is our review of the original A Nightmare on Elm Street

And Our Complete Series Review

The Tire

Starring Roles: 1

The Skinny:  It is a fucking tire.  A sociopathic tire with psychokinetic powers.  The tire kills its victims by making their heads explode.  Its kill count for the film is 6.

Here is our review of Rubber