Thursday, March 16, 2017

2 The Thing vs 15 Pinocchio (Pinocchio's Revenge)

The Thing

Starring Roles: 3

The Skinny: Whether it is ravishing its way through a room full of dogs or disguising itself as a human, the thing is a terrifying movie monster. While its other movie portrayals were not as great, nothing can overshadow the brilliance of Carpenter's 1982 version.

Here is a link to all of our John Carpenter reviews.


Starring Roles: 1

The Skinny: Does Pinocchio really deserve to be in this tournament? Probably not. But let's just say that it got an automatic bid because I saw it as a little child and it always stuck with me. The idea of an evil Pinocchio is great though. 

Here is our review of Pinocchio's Revenge.